Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: One -- plus or minus three
Statistics means never
having to say
you're certain.
In God we trust... All others must bring data
Did
you hear about the statistician
who
had his head in an oven and his
feet
in a bucket of ice?
When
asked how he felt, he replied,
"On
the average I feel just fine."
Sources:GARY C. RAMSEYER'S FIRST INTERNET GALLERY OF STATISTICS
JOKES, http://www.ilstu.edu/~gcramsey/Gallery.html,
Statistics?!,
Don’t Make Me Laugh!http://www.keypress.com/fathom/jokes.html