Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One -- plus or minus three
Statistics
means never having to say
you're certain.
In God we trust... All others must bring data
Did you hear about the statistician
who had his head in an oven and his
feet in a bucket of ice?
When asked how he felt, he replied,
"On the average I feel just fine."
Sources:GARY
C. RAMSEYER'S FIRST INTERNET GALLERY OF STATISTICS JOKES, http://www.ilstu.edu/~gcramsey/Gallery.html, Statistics?!, Don’t Make Me
Laugh!http://www.keypress.com/fathom/jokes.html