
                         Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: WEDNESDAY, March 28, 1990                   TAG: 9003280476
SECTION: EDITORIAL                    PAGE: A6   EDITION: METRO 
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AT HOME ON FULL RANGE OF PUNS

SHERIFF Mike Kavanaugh has now gained the national spotlight concerning his cows. I think this whole issue is udderly ridiculous. It seems the sheriff is stirring up a lot of manure by milking this issue as his latest beef.

Now Roanoke County has been branded as a little cow town. Its citizens have been given a bum steer and should not have to put up with the sheriff's bullish stampedes. This whole issue mirrors a cowboy Western "moo-vie." Ex-sheriff O.S. Foster tried to warn us about Sheriff Mike "Calf-anaugh."

\ M.W. ROOP\ SALEM

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