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                         Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: TUESDAY, January 7, 1992                   TAG: 9201080013
SECTION: EDITORIAL                    PAGE: A-6   EDITION: METRO 
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COLUMN'S AUTHOR NOT REALLY SHAMY

PERHAPS the town of Narrows, having been Shamyized, may find some comfort in knowing Ed Shamy does not exist! Who actually writes the column is a closely guarded secret, and the picture is a composite of Joe Stalin and Pee Wee Herman. Rumor has it the writer is a demented Hare Krishna, or worse yet, a Yankee. BILL SCHILLER ROANOKE

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