
                         Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: SUNDAY, June 13, 1993                   TAG: 9306150378
SECTION: EDITORIAL                    PAGE: D-2   EDITION: METRO 
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GET A SHOE SHINE, TOO, MR. SLICK

GENTLEMEN, I inform you that our ship of state, which recent storms have threatened, was not further threatened in the least by my lengthy, expensive hair cut!

I, as your captain, must look better than my crew. One must be immaculate in order to guide this great ship to safe harbor.

Please forget the grin! I have eaten no canaries. Rest assured I have only my, ah, our best interest foremost in mind - small as that may be.

Thank you. I must leave now. Manicurist in one hour. Please don't muss the hair.

Exit "Slick Willie," stage ridiculous. GEORGE R. MULLINS ROANOKE

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