Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: TUESDAY, August 24, 1993                   TAG: 9309160228
SECTION: WELCOME STUDENTS                    PAGE: WS-7   EDITION: NEW RIVER VALLEY 
SOURCE: By Michael Csollany
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