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                         Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: SUNDAY, April 3, 1994                   TAG: 9404070293
SECTION: HORIZON                    PAGE: B-1   EDITION: METRO 
SOURCE: By JOSHUA QUITTNER NEWSDAY
DATELINE: WAINSCOTT, N.Y.                                LENGTH: Medium


GADGET-HATERS OF THE WORLD UNITE UNDER MODERN-DAY LUDDITE

Bill Henderson is having a bad technology day. First, the answering machine goes on the fritz. Then his new electric typewriter sputters, dead. And now, as the cool spring rain segues from drizzle to downpour, his car's tire hisses, flat.

This series of events might poison some people, might make them rattle a hard fist at the colorless sky. But not Henderson. ``It's perfect,'' he says, smiling the smile of a man whose world view has, once again, been ratified.

Henderson hates technology. He hates it so much he has created an organization of techno-baiters, called The Lead Pencil Club, (a division of The Contraptionless Corporation of America). The club's letterhead describes it as ``a pothole on the Information Highway.'' Its members ask:

``What's the hurry?''

Henderson's real job is running The Pushcart Press, a small publishing house based in Wainscott, on Long Island's East End, where he lives. From his bucolic home, Henderson fired off the club's Manifesto:

``. . . We are rushing to nowhere and we are running on spiritual empty. Soon, blessed with fax, voice and e-mail, computer hookups and TVs with hundreds of channels, we won't want to leave our lonely rooms - not to write a check, work, visit, shop, exercise or make love (virtual reality will serve the sexual urgings.)''

The club appears to have found a following: Since the Manifesto appeared in two national newspapers a few months ago, more than 100 supporters a week have been sending letters to Henderson, asking how they can join. Henderson sends them back a pamphlet, which explains that there are no dues, and offers to sell them a T-shirt depicting a sharpened No. 2 pencil, emblazoned with the words, ``What's the Hurry?'' ($19, plus $1 for shipping).

Aside from the usual rantings from people who suspect the CIA is putting electric implants in their brains, most of the letters come from people who have thought a lot about the bad things technology can bring. As one man from Pennsylvania wrote:

``My computer does not communicate, not even with my wife's computer upstairs. I communicate, when I have anything to say, by speaking or putting something on paper. The technofreaks are trying to sell us a further corruption of communications which would benefit mainly themselves''

Is this for real?

``We're doing this for fun, but obviously there's a serious side to it,'' says Henderson. ``We're overwhelmed with gadgetry.'' While he doesn't use a personal computer, Henderson's wife, Genie, does, and so do most of his friends. ``My friends are absolutely besotted with technology.''

What does Henderson expect to achieve? Does he expect people to abandon their fax machines, disconnect their voice mail and toss their computers on a smoldering pyre?

No, he says, ``I wouldn't want to stop it. I just want people to think about it. I'm just raising questions. I'm not sure I have the answers.''

Besides, even Henderson admits to sending a fax or two. ``I bike to the fax shop, 20 miles round trip. It's great exercise.''



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