Roanoke Times Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc. DATE: TUESDAY, November 8, 1994 TAG: 9411090035 SECTION: EXTRA PAGE: 1 EDITION: METRO SOURCE: DATELINE: LENGTH: Short
"My religion does not condone abstinence. We believe in reform, but not to excess."
"If God created man, He must have had a sense of humor. Or else He was tired."
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."
"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits."
"Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
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