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DATE: THURSDAY, December 15, 1994                   TAG: 9412220006
SECTION: EDITORIAL                    PAGE: A23   EDITION: METRO 
SOURCE: RICHARD COTHREN
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ALAS! POOR WILLIAM

THE MELANCHOLY ARKANSAN \ TO BE or not to be, - that is the question: -

Whether 'tis safer to stand firmly and contest my opponents,

risking the slings and arrows of outrageous political fortune,

Or to join arms with a sea of Republicans

And by compromising with them perhaps avoid defeat. To vie, - to risk defeat: -

No more; and by a defeat say we end the thousand natural pleasures

and perks that Presidents are heir to, 'tis a consummation

not lightly to be risked. To vie, - to risk defeat: -

To be defeated! perchance to return to Little Rock:

ay, there's the rub: For in that return to Little Rock,

what fate may come (egads - a job in the real world?), must give me pause:

There's the respect that makes calamity of so long political life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns heaped on this Oval Office,

The Republican's wrongs, the Newt's contumely,

The pangs of despised health-care plans, the Congress's delay,

The insolence of ungrateful supporters, and the spurns

That patient merit of the unworthy voters takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a bold stance? Who would burdens bear,

to grunt and sweat under a weary presidency,

But that the ego desires fame and

But the dread of life out of the spotlight, -

The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn

No defeated President (save one) has returned, - puzzles the will,

And makes one equivocate rather than take a stand

which could lead to ills one knows not of?

Thus does uncertainty make me irresolute.

And enterprises of great pith and moment -

socialized health care, gays in the military, great societies! -

With this regard, their currents turn awry

And lose the name of action.

Richard Cothren (with apologies to Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford, a.k.a. William Shakespeare) is associate professor in the Department of Economics at Virginia Tech.



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