
                         Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: WEDNESDAY, January 4, 1995                   TAG: 9502270091
SECTION: EXTRA                    PAGE: 1   EDITION: METRO 
SOURCE: BEN BEAGLE
DATELINE:                                 LENGTH: Short

THEY CAN TAKE SLOT C AND SHOVE IT

I will now dedicate the following to those of you who are still bleeding from putting all those toys together at 2 a.m. on Dec. 25 after Santa Claus had left them off - putting a finger beside his nose and saying "some assembly required."

I no longer bleed at 2 a.m. on Dec. 25, but I know how it was. I've still got scars from this race set I put together, sort of, in 1962.

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