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DATE: Friday, December 1, 1995               TAG: 9512010081
SECTION: NATIONAL/INTERNATIONAL   PAGE: A-3  EDITION: METRO 
DATELINE: CHICAGO 
SOURCE: Associated Press 


LANDERS TO LASH SELF FOR SLANG ADVICE COLUMNIST BLASTED FOR CALLING THE POPE A 'POLACK'

It's 40 lashes with a wet noodle for Ann Landers for referring to the pope as a ``Polack.''

``I should not have used a slang term for Polish,'' the advice columnist said in a statement Thursday. ``It was poor judgment, and I apologize.''

Landers drew howls of protest from Polish-Americans after The New Yorker this week published a profile of her in which she was asked for her impressions of Pope John Paul II, whom she has met.

``Looks like an angel. He has the face of an angel,'' she said.

``His eyes are sky blue, and his cheeks are pink and adorable-looking, and he has a sweet sense of humor. Of course, he's a Polack,'' she laughingly told the interviewer. ``They're very anti-woman.'

Edward Moskal, president of the Polish American Congress, which represents about 1 million people, said, ``She should have shut up after she made the nice remark about the pope.''

In apologizing, she used one of her trademark phrases: ``It's time to get out the wet noodle and give myself 40 lashes.''

The article described Landers' Jewish upbringing in Sioux City, Iowa, and her rise to become the columnist a poll once found to be the most influential woman in the United States.

Landers' real name is Eppie Lederer. Hercolumn is published in about 1,200 newspapers, including the Roanoke Times.


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ILLUSTRATION: PHOTO:  File/1990. Ann Landers/``It was poor judgment'' 



























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