ROANOKE TIMES
Copyright (c) 1996, Roanoke Times
DATE: Friday, August 23, 1996 TAG: 9608230041
SECTION: EXTRA PAGE: 1 EDITION: METRO
COLUMN: Friday Something
SOURCE: NANCY GLEINER
This month's hormonal forecast is brought to you by PMS Crunch, the chocolatey, salty food that belongs in every woman's Tupperware:
A warm front the first week will give way to increasingly cloudy emotions during the next seven days. A domestic storm is a good possibility the third week with words beginning to gust, accompanied by rising tides of greater mood swings. Sudden changes are predicted the fourth week with tsunami-like highs and lows and waves of unpredictable food cravings.
And now, a word from our sponsor:
PMS Crunch can satisfy those cravings and contains all five major food groups - salt, caffeine, fat, sugar and chocolate.
A 10-ounce can sells for only $7.95.
``Some men are on a monthly munchies program,'' said Margie Ostrower, creator of PMS Crunch. ``They have me send it out automatically every month for their wives.''
Brought to you by Time of the Month Inc., PMS Crunch is not yet available locally, but get a grip: it can be ordered by calling (800) PMS-44ME.
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