ROANOKE TIMES
Copyright (c) 1997, Roanoke Times
DATE: Friday, April 18, 1997 TAG: 9704180032
SECTION: EXTRA PAGE: 1 EDITION: METRO
COLUMN: FRIDAY SOMETHING
SOURCE: NANCY GLEINER
And now another installment of ``Kids Write the Darnedest Things on Science Exam Papers'':
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backward.
The process of turning steam back into water is called conversation.
Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
Algebraical symbols are used when you don't know what you're talking about.
Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose.
If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.
It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.
For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
When you smell an odorless gas, it's probably carbon monoxide.
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