The Virginian-Pilot
                             THE VIRGINIAN-PILOT 
              Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: Sunday, January 8, 1995                TAG: 9501070020
SECTION: COMMENTARY               PAGE: J4   EDITION: FINAL 
TYPE: Letter 
                                             LENGTH: Short :   24 lines

VERSE FOR GINGRICH

Newt Gingrich's counsel to those who deal with the poor, the sick, the elderly, unwanted children and other annoying unfortunates who disturb our dream of unending (and tax-exempt) prosperity brings to mind the advice that the ill-tempered Duchess gave to Alice in Wonderland:

Speak roughly to your little boy,

And beat him when he sneezes:

He only does it to annoy,

Because he knows it teases.

So speaks the Grinch.

BEVERLY DABNEY

Norfolk, Jan. 2, 1995 by CNB