The Virginian-Pilot
                             THE VIRGINIAN-PILOT 
              Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: Sunday, May 7, 1995                    TAG: 9505090437
SECTION: DAILY BREAK              PAGE: E10  EDITION: FINAL 
TYPE: Movie Review
SOURCE: BY MAL VINCENT, MOVIE CRITIC 
                                             LENGTH: Medium:   62 lines

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH ``STUART'S FAMILY''

IS ``STUART SAVES His Family'' meant to be a comedy?

As you get 30 minutes or so into this latest spin-off of a ``Saturday Night Live'' sketch, the question becomes more and more pertinent. There are no laughs. Instead, the film switches to a sentimental, almost bitter, treatment of Stuart Smalley's dysfunctional family.

It is either a laughless comedy or a maudlin drama. Whatever it is, it isn't worth your time.

Al Franken plays the lisping self-help TV talkster who spouts what he calls ``daily affirmations.'' His favorite is something like ``I'm Good Enough. I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me.'' In a five- or 10-minute TV sketch, the character could be a spoof of current, ever-increasing ``experts'' offering advice for living. They are a particularly spoofable lot, but stretching the character to a feature length film is a little too much.

Franken's Stuart is fired from his Chicago public-access TV show when he insults the station manager. He goes home to try and save his family in Minnesota. The film then takes a serious turn, with some very fine actors apparently going for drama.

Shirley Knight plays the doormat Mom. It's almost impossible to realize that this is the same woman who played Tennessee Williams' Heavenly opposite Paul Newman in ``Sweet Bird of Youth.'' Harris Yulin is the alcoholic father. Vincent D'Onofrio is the hopeless drug addict who is his brother. (This is the actor who was the fat recruit who committed suicide in ``Full Metal Jacket'' - a performance that should have won him an Oscar.)

The cast works hard, to no avail.

Director Harold Ramis, perhaps, was trying for the mixture of sentimentality and humor that sparked his ``Groundhog Day'' to become a surprise hit. He should have forgotten the pretension and tried for the laughs.

It is particularly sad that Laura San Giacomo, a veteran of Virginia Stage Company, made the mistake of getting involved. Giacomo, who starred in ``The Tempest'' on the Norfolk stage, has since gone on to near-stardom in the movies - sparked by a memorable debut performance in ``sex, lies and videotape.'' As Stuart's sponsor, she is wasted. Being associated with this muddled mess could easily put the brakes on her film career.

``Stuart Saves His Family'' is, perhaps, the worst spin-off of a ``Saturday Night Live'' character - and that's saying a lot. ILLUSTRATION: Graphic

MOVIE REVIEW

``Stuart Saves His Family''

Cast: Al Franken, Laura San Giacomo, Vincent D'Onofrio, Shirley

Knight, Harris Yulin

Director: Harold Ramis

Screenplay: Al Franken, based on his book

MPAA rating: PG-13 (so boring who could be offended otherwise?)

Mal's rating: 1/2 star

Locations: Janaf in Norfolk

by CNB