THE VIRGINIAN-PILOT
Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.
DATE: Friday, August 4, 1995 TAG: 9508030227
SECTION: CHESAPEAKE CLIPPER PAGE: 06 EDITION: FINAL
TYPE: Editorial
LENGTH: Short : 28 lines
The top 10 reasons Chesapeake citizens shouldn't complain about water from the Northwest River (with apologies to David Letterman):
(10) There's no need to buy expensive additives when you soak your dentures overnight.
(9) The baby floats to the top of the bath water.
(8) Boiled corn-on-the-cob has never tasted so good.
(7) There's no need to spend good money on Gator Aid.
(6) Kevin Cosner may play the role of Amar Dwarkanath in ``Waterworld II.''
(5) Just add tequila and you've got instant margaritas.
(4) The new city seal has a picture of a girl with an umbrella.
(3) You always dreamed of keeping tropical fish in the hot tub.
(2) The kids are crazy about pretzel-flavored oatmeal.
(1) Two words: Savory Kool-Aid. by CNB