THE VIRGINIAN-PILOT
Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.
DATE: Monday, December 4, 1995 TAG: 9511300018
SECTION: FRONT PAGE: A6 EDITION: FINAL
TYPE: Letter
LENGTH: Short : 22 lines
Biggest laugh of 1995: Portsmouth spending $2 million (or is it $4 million?) to attract tourists to town. (Perhaps shooting galleries will help.)
Second biggest laugh of 1995: Chesapeake establishing an information center in the Portlock section of the city. (Two most likely questions to be asked of information-center staffers by out-of-towners: ``Where the hell am I?'' and ``How do I get out of here?'')
CARL CAHILL
Chesapeake, Nov. 21, 1995 by CNB