The Virginian-Pilot
                             THE VIRGINIAN-PILOT 
              Copyright (c) 1996, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: Monday, September 9, 1996             TAG: 9609070005
SECTION: FRONT                   PAGE: A8   EDITION: FINAL 
TYPE: Letter 
                                            LENGTH:   31 lines

CONSERVATIVES CLASSIFIED

I guess I'm just confused. I wish someone would explain to me why there are so many different types of conservatives out there. The list seems endless to me. Here are some of the ones that I've heard from time to time:

Religious conservatives

Fiscal conservatives

Moderate conservatives

Right-wing conservatives

Social conservatives

Right-to-life conservatives

Pro-choice conservatives

Black conservatives

I'm sure there are others, but you get my drift. Seems like conservatives are trying to out-conserve one another.

In a conversation with conservative Thomas Sowell on PBS, David Gergen allowed as how a conservative might be described as a liberal who has just been mugged. Seems to me with a field this diverse, there must be a lot of specialized mugging going on.

To take off on Mr. Gergen's little truism, I find that a liberal is a conservative who has just been confronted with a disaster beyond his/her control or is faced with cuts in middle-class or upper-class programs.

ERNEST L. PEACOCK

Norfolk, Aug. 28, 1996 by CNB